Monday, May 01, 2006

Happy Loyalty Day

Show your loyalty to our President by repeating after Stephen Colbert:

I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.
Coincidentally, today is also Mission Accomplished Day.

2 comments:

Lady Morwen said...

You are twisted. I like that in folks!

Okay, here's my Loyalty Pledge, NOT:

I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

ashley said...

Man, Colbert truly has brass huevos. Right to his face, he said all that...wow.