Wednesday, May 17, 2006

No Title Good Enough

Chris Matthews (as seen on World Class):

“Nobody out there thinks the problems are with the levees,” Matthews asserted, but rather with corrupt local officials.
Huh?

What?

Who?

Huh?

What the fuck?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHGGGG!

[Proceeds to jump out window. Lands safely. Realizes he lives in one-story house. Proceeds to look for two-story or higher window.]

4 comments:

Lady Morwen said...

No, no, no!

Do what I wanted to do: load the AK-47, the Browning, and the Glock 9, and head for the TV studio. (Unfortunately my moped hasn't arrived yet. Betts made me stay home.)

I forbid you to move to a three story house. We need you!

ashley said...

Good thing you don't live in the new FEMA-approved Gulfport houses. 20 feet above ground. The wheelchair ramps start in Ocean Springs.

Drive By Commenter said...

Who is Chris Matthews?

Maitri said...

*slaps head soundly with base of palm* Why, God, why? Why do you put my on the same planet as idiots like media idiots?

YES THE CORRUPT LOCAL OFFICIALS GOT TANKED ON HURRICANES WHEN THE STORM HIT AND KICKED THE LEVEES DOWN WITH THEIR BARE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS

Po, I'm blogging about this and will credit you.

Morwen, does your moped have a passenger seat?

Ashley, the visuals you conjure crack me up, as always. Ramp ... Ocean Springs ... hahaha!