Saturday, December 10, 2005

More Evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

In the news:
Scientists: Fissure Could Become New Ocean

"We believe we have seen the birth of a new ocean basin," said Dereje of Addis Ababa University. "This is unprecedented in scientific history because we usually see the split after it has happened. But here we are watching the phenomenon."

Plate tectonics are far too complicated for mere mortal scientists to comprehend. There must be a higher being involved in such an earth-changing event.

1 comment:

Mr. Clio said...

Big deal, Ethiopia. We've already got two of those here. We call them "the 17th Street Canal" and "the Mississippi River Gulf Outlet." Pretty exotic and amazing, eh?