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Corps of Engineers to Rebuild Levees Using Roman Candy

Frank Davis Fish ‘n Game Report: Carrollton and I-10 Underpass

Pave Our Lake Spokesman: "Told You So."

And this caption under a picture of a molded ceiling:

"Green is the new black."

News worthy of the Onion? How about The Creole Tomato.
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